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Space Aliens Take Over Body of South Dakota Man

On Sunday, September 11, 2005, this photo was taken of a man who claims to be Rich Amber of Maurine, SD. Friends, who have known this man all his life, say that it just cannot be the real Rich Amber because this one is clearly eating broccoli. One of his friends says, “He ain’t never ate that stuff in his entire life. An’ lookit his pinky finger – almost like them there Invaders on TeeVee!” Not only that, but even though this guy’s face looks like Rich, his body is way too skinny and he appears to be too healthy to be the real Rich Amber.

Rich’s wife, Le Anne, claims that his tastes have changed radically since he started on a fungal detoxification diet. She says he still prefers his veggies raw, rather than cooked, but she has developed some methods of warming them without actually cooking the taste out of them and he seems to have responded favorably to this, as well as some special “sauces” she has been creating. “He’s still weird, and he looks like a little boy wearing his daddy’s clothes, but I doubt he’s possessed by an alien,” she says. She added that he is consuming a lot of raw onions, dipped in plain homemade yogurt, and he’s changed his old routine of Doritos as a nighttime snack in favor of raw carrots and celery.

His doctor says she is amazed at the changes, “He’s a completely different person now.”

Rich claims, “All y’all are just jealous ‘cause the Voices in the garden talk to me and not you.”

Group of Doctors Accuses Drug Companies of

Inventing Fictitious Diseases to Sell More Prescription Drugs

by Mike Adams

The Royal College of General Practitioners in the U.K. has accused drug companies of inventing fictitious diseases or exaggerating the severity of symptoms in order to boost drug sales. It’s being called ‘disease mongering’ and the college explains that pharmaceutical companies are taking the National Health Service to the brink of collapse by hyping both these diseases and the assortment of prescription drugs used to treat their symptoms.

The diseases named by the college as being over-hyped include: hypertension, osteoporosis, high cholesterol, anxiety, and clinical depression. The college says that these diseases are inappropriately treated with drugs and that many of the physicians prescribing such drugs have financial ties with the pharmaceutical companies. In response, a spokesperson for the pharmaceutical industry in the U.K. actually said, ‘The Royal College of General Practitioners is suffering from argumentative disease and we have a drug for that.’

From my view, the whole thing is quite ridiculous. The drug companies are inventing so many fictitious diseases that they should hire their own intellectual property attorneys and seek patents on those diseases. Imagine if you owned the patent for diabetes... you could charge royalties for any person in the country who was diagnosed with the disease. Or, if you owned the patent for cancer, you could reap a fortune by charging patients $5 or $10 a month just to have cancer. After all, when cancer cells divide, they are replicating the gene sequence of a cancer cell. So, if you can patent the gene sequence of cancer, you can become an instant billionaire and go after individuals who violate your patents by manufacturing their own cancer cells. (Gee, did I just accidentally give the drug companies a legitimate idea, or what?)

Of course, if you can’t patent the disease, the next best thing is to patent the toxic chemicals that you claim treats the symptoms of that disease, and that’s where we get drugs like statin drugs, antidepressants, COX-2 inhibitors, and other dangerous chemicals concocted by the pharmaceutical industry and approved by the now-discredited FDA.

It’s pretty clear that the pharmaceutical industry wants to define everybody in the population as being sick, and even if you think you are healthy and deny the fact that you have any diseases whatsoever, they could diagnose you with “Denial Disorder” (DD) by sending you to the right psychiatrist. There are lots of drugs readily available for DD, just as there are for other fictitious diseases like social anxiety disorder or fear of public speaking.

Is there really a person alive who isn’t afraid of public speaking in the first place? (Yes, me. I’ve done it before a crowd of 7,000 with nary a quiver.) This isn’t a brain chemistry disorder. This is a Big Pharma con game of redefining natural emotions as being ‘brain chemistry imbalances.’ And that’s one of the many games played by Big Pharma. They redefine normalcy as illness, and once they give it a disease name, suddenly everybody’s taking prescription drugs for it.

That’s how Ritalin became so popular. They invented a disease and gave it a name. They dreamed up “Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder” and suddenly it was a bona-fide disease that demanded prescription drugs. And of course, psychiatrists were happy to dole out those prescriptions because they got kickbacks from drug companies or ego-feeding power rushes by pushing prescriptions onto little kids who really just had a problem with too much sugar in their diets. (And all this time, the name I had given ADHD was “a boring childhood” caused by inattentive parents and intolerant teachers.)

The ultimate goal of the pharmaceutical industry is, of course, to legislate the existence of these diseases so that if a person disagrees that he or she is clinically depressed, for example, then by law they must be placed on antidepressant drugs. Or if a parent believes drugs are dangerous and tries to treat their child with natural herbal therapies or nutrition, the state can come in and take away that child and declare the parent to be mentally incompetent because they didn’t use synthetic chemicals as part of their medical treatment. (If you think that facet of Big Brother isn’t going to happen, think again – cases have already been reported of Children’s Services Division taking away someone’s children because the neighbors didn’t like the way they raised them.)

As a service to these drug companies, I’ve decided to offer them some names for additional diseases they should invent and market drugs for. The first should be “Recurring Hallucinogenesis Disease” (RHD). This happens when people get tired in the evening. They lie down and close their eyes, and before long, they begin hallucinating. All sorts of images and sounds appear in their head, normally lasting for several hours until morning. This is obviously some sort of strange brain disorder that should be treated with prescription drugs. And it appears to be quite widespread. (Dreams – duh!)

Another disease should be called “Irrational Attraction Disorder.” This occurs when a person is in the presence of someone of the opposite sex and they begin to experience symptoms that are obviously indicative of a serious nervous system disorder. Those symptoms may include increased respiration, heart palpitations, impaired mental ability and the urge to buy a round of drinks for everyone in the near vicinity, even strangers. This is obviously a serious mental disorder affecting a great number of people, and we should invent prescription drugs to treat it. (Infatuation? Love struck? Horny?)

Lastly, we have a very serious disorder occurring in this country called “Cerebral Activation Disease” (CAD). This appears when people begin to educate themselves by reading about the true causes of health and nutrition and start making new connections in their brains about how to stay healthy and avoid chronic disease. Their intelligence rises and they begin to question the mainstream propaganda on prescription drugs and medicine, and they might even switch to naturopathic doctors instead of MDs. For their own safety, we obviously need to have a drug that eliminates this highly contagious disease and makes sure that people only have the mental capacity to follow doctors’ orders. (Poor brainwashed American Sheeples – Gawd forbid we should wake up!)

Bygone Days: A Treatment for Depression that Worked

by Doug A. Kaufmann

The following text is copied from the book The Fungus Link: An Introduction to Fungal Disease, copyright © 2000, by Doug A. Kaufmann, with permission of the author.

In the late 1970s, I opened one of the very first laboratories in the United States that dealt with the disease process as though it were nutritionally based. By the second year of operation, our gross income exceeded $1 million. During this time, I worked around the clock. I ran tests, made sales calls, did my own books, and cleaned toilets. Rarely was I home. To say I was stressed would have been a gross understatement.

A friend suggested that I take a supplement called L-tryptophan to relieve my stress. I began taking this small pill twice daily and the change was noticeable and incredible. No, my job did not lighten up, but it seemed as though my body was fully relaxed and life was more enjoyable. My brain began to work in unison with my body! Knowing that such a feeling could be addictive, I used the L-tryptophan on an “as needed” basis only, and it never let me down. I recommended it to thousands of people.

L-tryptophan works by causing a natural elevation of the neurotransmitter serotonin in the pineal gland of the brain. When this neurochemical is elevated, peace and calm are promoted. Thousands of medical documents have confirmed that, indeed, this simple amino acid found in milk, egg whites, and turkey assists the body in producing calmness. Many doctors and nutritionists began putting their patients on L-tryptophan, and several of my psychiatrist friends used it to treat depression in their patients. Most commonly, L-tryptophan was used to induce peaceful sleep and dreams. It was simply a wonder supplement. And then something horrible happened.

A foreign supplier of this harmless amino acid supplement shipped a tainted batch to the U.S. Some individuals got very sick while taking this supplement. Others died of a condition called eosinophilia-myalgia syndrome (EMS). All of the people who suffered and died were taking L-tryptophan supplied from the tainted batch from a company in Japan. The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) immediately ordered all L-tryptophan supplements, no matter who manufactured them, off the market. There were several safe suppliers. This move seemed harsh since more people continue to die each year from over-the-counter aspirin than ever died from the tainted L-tryptophan.

In a startling move, the FDA allowed pharmacies to continue carrying L-tryptophan, but no longer could American citizens get this natural supplement over the counter. The bottle I used to pay $7 for now became available only following a doctor’s office visit and a $40 prescription – a $100 investment. Finding a physician sympathetic to their patient’s self-medicating needs became almost impossible. Worse, physicians were warned of the extreme dangers of having their patients use this amino acid that had maimed and killed.

At exactly the same time, the FDA was finalizing their approval of a new drug that artificially elevated the pineal gland neurochemical serotonin. It seems as though this serotonin runs through naturally occurring cycles throughout the day. It is produced in higher quantities when you are resting and sleeping and lower quantities when you are active. What this new FDA-approved drug, Prozac, did was readjust this natural cycle and inhibited the “reuptake” of serotonin whenever the pill was taken. What neither this drug, nor any other pharmaceutical drug on the market, has been able to do is to stimulate serotonin naturally and safely.

One might guess, therefore, that L-tryptophan, available from health food stores without prescription, was a hindrance to the makers of a group of pharmaceutical drugs called selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors (SSRI). Man could not replicate what God had provided naturally. There are now numerous SSRIs produced by several drug manufacturers. With the safe and natural L-tryptophan off the shelves of health food stores, a billion-dollar pharmaceutical bonanza was created. Prozac was FDA-approved only four days after L-tryptophan was taken out of health food stores.

That was some 13 years ago. Today, many physicians likely don’t even remember the scare that was created. It is likely that if you educate your doctor on the safety of this amino acid, he or she might write a prescription for you. Remember that L-tryptophan has a nutrient co-factor and should always be taken with 25-50 mg of vitamin B6.

Whereas your doctor may have forgotten the scare, your pharmacists may be another story. Pharmacists have wonderful memories, and most will not even carry this simple amino acid for fear of hurting you. Imagine that!!! Call around and find a compounding pharmacist in your area. They will provide you with L-tryptophan.

L-tryptophan was a wonderful breakthrough for depression sufferers. It seemed very unusual to me that the FDA would pull something off the entire market because one foreign batch was tainted. It seemed even more unusual to me that 96 hours later, a billion dollar pharmaceutical industry was created based on the success of this remarkable natural amino acid.

Want the real clincher? The above text was written five years ago. Since then, the original patent on Prozac has expired. Quietly, with no announcement to the general public, L-tryptophan was once again allowed to be sold, with no prescription, through your friendly neighborhood health food stores. Coincidence?

L-tryptophan is a simple amino acid with no side effects (unless you deliberately take a huge overdose). Let me say something here that Doug would never say, at least within public hearing. Thousands of prescription drugs kill more people than L-tryptophan ever did and the FDA never even briefly considers doing a recall or taking them off the market, much less outright banning them for sale anywhere in the country. They clearly believe that a dozen dead bodies is not statistically significant, so long as the killer was one of their Big Pharma buddies. There is no doubt whatsoever, in my mind, that this was a case of getting rid of the low-priced competition for their pharmaceutical friends. Then, once the Prozac patent expired and free-market competition was able to create all manner of me-too drugs, there was no longer any financial benefit in keeping L-tryptophan out of the country.

The method of creation of L-tryptophan pills has not changed. They are no more or no less dangerous than they ever were. During all the years of this ban, you could buy L-tryptophan just across the borders in Mexico or Canada. Of course, if you were caught bringing it back across the border, you would be arrested for trafficking in illegal drugs. Luckily, they never caught me. J Yet, both those countries continued to use L-tryptophan without fatalities all during the same time when Big Brother would not allow you and I to have it. So, was the bad batch from Japan ever really bad? Or was the sample deliberately tampered with, just a few days before the release of Prozac? You decide.